I’m calling BS on this movie. It’s supposed to be filmed in Arizona but the laws are green.
elsenliberator: jimbertimber: welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
My mom is now saying that if I don’t pass my driver’s test I can’t go to comic con. I’m sorry, but I’m preeeetty sure I’m 22. And I have my own cash and shit. It’s not like I can predict that I’m going to pass anyway. I don’t really even want to pass it, honestly. But of course no one fucking asks my opinion. Then again, driving would be...
Nesting doll porn where the largest nesting doll says “I want you inside of me” to the smaller… Well, my life is made.
Urgh. Stop Jack Frosting on my dash. So done.
OH MY GOSH. I FOUND AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON MY MYSPACE FROM WAY BACK WHEN WHERE I WENT TO A TWILIGHT BOOK RELEASE WITH MY SISTER WHILE WEARING HOGWARTS ROBES. And I like…took pictures of people and like made a whole documentary. I was snarky little shit.
I found old pictures of me on myspace. Gross. I’m gonna post em.
I thiiiink I may have perfected my design for Hiccup’s prosthetic for my cosplay. THINK. I’ve got through like…8 designs. Now I need to actually build it.
iheartastrid replied to your post: Reasons I’ll Never Have a Boyfriend: I spit my drink out when I read this because I envisioned it LOL:P:D LMAO!! I’m sorry!! It was really ridiculous. XDD And funny looking back on it. We’re still friends!! I actually had a fever that day and right after class I went to the hospital. (I didn’t die.)
Game of Thrones Sex Tip 15
agameofsextips: Make your safeword “Dracarys” OH MY GOSH
Reasons I'll Never Have a Boyfriend:
Someone tired hitting on me and I made rowing motions with my hand and slid my chair the whole way across the room while singing “I’m on a rowboat!”
I was trying to find out what size my pants were. They’re boy pants. And I like them… And I wanted to get more at Goodwill and they have like…a secret boy pant agenda. Under the fabrics that make up the pants it says “Facts are the truth of the enemy.” It’s probably used in a lot of things…but that quote is from the book Don Quixote which is one of my...
freetarded said: um no our sigil would be a scorpion in a capri sun pouch No. Fuck you. I watch the news. asdfghjhgfds
If Arizona Were a Kingdom Thing In Game of...
Our words would be: Summer is Coming and our sigil would be a dead hiker with buzzards eating him.
shikkachi asked: HICCCUUUP I found you. because I'm a creeper. Or. YoucouldjustsayIstalkedyouasyourdragonbecauseyouleavemebehindallthetime. <3 xD ANYWAY. I'm gonna follow you now, kay? Kay. -rolls off into the sunset-
I WENT TO THIS REALLY COOL ASIAN MARKET! Ithkertjhrth It was awesome. And made me want to send 50000000 things to CF But we were driving by on our way to the dumb fishing supply store and I saw an Asian bakery and so we stopped and we went into the market next door and it was sooooo cool!! Like, there were vendors inside cooking little snacks. They were $0.75 each so I bought one. It was...
I'm so confused with my mom
My Mom: -flaps her arms in front of me-
Me: What are you doing?
My Mom: I am a bird.
Me: ...Okay. Do you want...some bird seed? Or like...a cracker?
My Mom: -Nod nod nod-
Me: Good bird. Sit. Stay. Roll over.
My Mom: I am a bird.
Me: That's great. I'm proud of you.
My Mom: I am a biiiird. You are a MONKEY. OHOOO.
My Sister: ....What?
My Mom: You are a turtle. I DO NOT LET THEM ON MY FURNITURE!
Brave is on Starz so I’m watching it and am reminded of why I didn’t like it in the first place. :/ Early morning disappointment.
Original text: “Hiccup the Hairy Hooligan” …8 translations later, Bing gives us: “Rogue burp pad” Oh. Okay.
I wasn’t paying attention and I was washing my hands and we have red hand soap and I thought I was bleeding to death for about 15 seconds.
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jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
inspectorclarke: Cosplayers don’t say “I love you” they say “SCISSORS SEWING WIGS FABRIC SCREW IT I’M USING DUCT TAPE” which roughly translates to “The con is tomorrow” and I think that’s beautiful.
mornasol: Can anyone name a good Frey? I can’t think of one unless you count Roslin (but even she might be kind of sketchy). Martin does a good job of balancing the houses out with good and bad characters. The Lannisters started out as the original bad guys, but Tyrion and Jaime turn out to be “good guys” or as good as a character can be in these books. The Greyjoys have Asha and Victarion seems...
ikilledamockingbirdonce: I hope Walder Frey and all of his bastard spawn die the most pain of deaths.
aredwedding: walder frey is an amazing wedding organizer highly recommended 5 stars!!!
kidsreleased: If I saw someone walking around in a Frey shirt I might stab them. Why does HBO even sell those?